Spent day searching for that bird but found another similar one and invited it in to play. Surprised when it didn’t want to. Grabbed it by the foot and took it around the back of the bed anyway. It’s what cats do so it you are a bleeding heart liberal sign out now this is going to get messy. The fact that I’m fitted with a reflective collar a bell and every bird repellent known to man counts for nothing when it comes to a million years of cat cunning. Anyway gory details omitted for you poor sad town cats oh god that was tasty ……I had NO idea. My sister bless her little heart spent the day unravelling then shredding a roll of toilet paper. Mixed bird remains with toilet roll remains , and watched them get sucked up the vacuum cleaner . The blame fell elsewhere, this is brilliant. .Note to self never do anything if you can’t shift the blame elsewhere and use the phrase “it was like that when I got here”.
Slept deeply
Friday, July 2
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